Drum roll, please!
Actually, wait a second. First: Happy New Year to everybody!
Now, drum roll, please!
The New, Unabridged, Guaranteed Official Smartass calender is ready!!!!
There are 3, count 'em, 3, copies to give away to Alert Readers. All you have to do is send me an email with your mailing addy (hint, click on 'an email' in the line above) and the first 3 will get an Official yada yada by return mail.
How sweet is that!
Meanwhile, have a Happy New Years!